"Holy Vice-Presidents Batman. Bill (where's my sexaphone Monica?) Clinton is going to orate on the podium just BEFORE Obama announces his Democratic VP running 'mate'?"

Jeepers Creepers! I hope that's NOT a lead-up to Barack announcing Hilarity TinClone as his V.P. running 'mate'(proverbially speaking)?
This is AMEERRRIIICCCAAA! We are supposed to lead by positive PROGRESSION,not negative REGRESSION!
It's ABOUT time we had some new young blood in the dynastic dinosaur museum of the White House! I'm sick of these old long-running political SOAP-operas.The scripts are getting so outrageous,predictable and UNAMERICAN!
And there are many more dynamic females,besides Hillary,standing patiently in the political wings!

How can America PROGRESS heathily when we keep allowing them to fill the White House with paleontological political SPECIMENS? Is it because they come with their own COBWEBS?
Time to MOVE ON,
Time to change,
Time for a spring-clean,
Time for America's face-lift!
Next shift please!
If it's going to be "change" to "BELIEVE IN", let's start utilizing those healthy,unbiased,eager young minds of the NEXT generation,of the American human species,on earth!
They are ITCHING to be given a CHANCE to prove themselves.Can't you hear their brain-cells BUZZING Barack?
Why do you think all our brilliant young minds keep going OVERSEAS,to give foreigners their political SKILLS,at our LOSS,instead of OUR CHILDREN benefiting from them?
Because our politics have it FALSELY set-in-stone that EXPERIENCE and WISDOM come WITH AGE!
WELL,so DOES pre-senile dementia (doesn't it MR McCAIN?)

Our public servants keep UNEARTHING the DYNASTIC dinosaurs of yesteryear's failed fossil-fuelled Democracies and greedy crustacean CAPITALISTS!
How is that supposed to represent the progressive,globally AND PEACEFULLY interacting America of TOMORROW,as a whole Nation equally?

Obama,I'm an old fossil,but I'm voting for MY GRANDCHILDREN,and their America,of the future,as well as our own right now.

But,if you want my vote,and continued "Obama-mania" Barack,stay away from Imperial fossil dynasties like Clinton,Bush,Clinton blah blah blah,and MOST OF THEIR BACKROOM ADVISORS who have already SOLD their souls to the political 'devil'
!
You can do SO MUCH BETTER,and don't need them(as much as the lobbyists may try to persuade you otherwise!).

Or,holy emperor penguins batman,I'll move to Antarctica, where there's MORE Democracy,less closed circuit TV's,and NO TASERS!! LOL!